have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
True happiness exists and it is a piglet eating ice cream at a mini picnic table under a mini umbrella.
Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.
Grab her booty in front of women who want you.
Grab her booty
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